Whatever Happened To?

Whatever happened to - twin sets

Whatever happened to - hi-fi

Whatever happened to - TV sex

Whatever happened to - you and I



Your passion is a product

(of) highlight and detail

That come hither look

Bonus offer retail



Whatever happened to - pick-up trucks

Whatever happened to - yellow pages

Whatever happened to - burning books

Whatever happened to - new ages



Your emotions are cheap

Cut price cash and carry

Your heart on your sleeve

For any Tom, Dick or Harry



Your love is a cashed-in cheque

Oh oh that's the way of all flesh



Whatever happened to - Chairman Mao

Whatever happened to - God above

Whatever happened to - the cow

Whatever happened to - plug-in love



Your pasteurised life so fit for consumption

Ooooo those undressing eyes so strictly commercial



Your love is a cashed-in cheque

Oh oh that's the way of all flesh

All flesh

All flesh