I Love You Big Dummy

[Originally by Captain Beefheart]



You think I'm a lame duck

I don't give a blue f***

I'm living like crazy

driven to be lazy



I blush like a tomato

pale as a chipped potato

you're a real peach

just out of reach



We're all cooking the same goose

a recipe of fiction

I stew in my own juice

in another kitchen



You think I'm a lame duck

I don't give a blue f***

I don't give two hoots

you're too big for your bossy boots