Cross-Eyed Mary

Jethro Tull · Aqualung [1971]

Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief -

If he had a rich man in his hand.

And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby's mouth

If he could take it from the money man.

Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again.

She signs no contract but she always plays the game.

She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,

and the jack-knife barber drops her off at school.

Laughing in the playground-gets no kicks from little boys:

would rather make it with a letching grey.

Or maybe her attention, is drawn by Aqualung

who watches through the railings as they play.

Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.

She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song.

She's a rich man's stealer but her favour's good and strong:

she's the Robin Hood of Highgate-helps the poor man get along.