Swimsuit Issue

I'm just here for dictation

I don't wanna be a sensation

Being on sixty minutes

Wasn't worth your fifteen minutes



Don't touch my breast

I'm just working at my desk

Don't put me to the test

I'm just doing my best



Shopping at Maxfields

Power for you to wield

I dreamed of going to the grammys

Till you poked me with your whammy



You used to spin the disks

Now you're mourning your wrists

I'm just from Encino

Why are you so meano



I'm just here for dictation

I'm not your summer vacation

You really like to shmooze

Well now you're on the news



I'm from Sherman Oaks

Just a wheel in the spokes

But I ain't giving you head

In a sunset bungalow



Roshumba, Judit, Paulina, Kathy,

Vendella, Naomi, Ashley, Angie,

Stacey, Gail



I'm swimming, I'm swimming