Eat The Rich

They say music is the food of love

Let's see if you're hungry enough

Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would

Get a sweet thing on the side

Home cooking, homicide

Side order could be your daughter, Finger lickin' good



Come on baby, eat the rich

Put the bite on that son of a bitch

Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch

C'mon baby, eat the rich

C'mon baby eat the rich



Sitting here in the restaurant

Tell the waiter just what you want

Is that the meat you wanted to eat?

How would you ever know?

Hash browns and bacon strips

I like the way that you lick your lips

No foolin' I can see you droolin'

Feel the hunger grow



Chorus



Eat you baby, you eat me

Eat two baby, get one free

Shetland pony, or extra pepperoni

Just pick up the phone

Eat Greek or eat Chinese

Eat salad or scarf up grease

You're on the shelf you eat yourself

Come on and bite my bone



Repeat chorus

Sitting there in your hired tuxedo

You want to see my bacon torpedo