You're No Rock N' Roll Fun

You're no rock n' roll fun

Like a party that's over

Before it's begun



You're no walk in the park

More like a shot in the dark

With clues left for no one



All the boys in the band

Know how to get down

Fill our Christmas socks

With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars



When the evening ends

We won't be thinking of you then

Although the best man

Won't hang out with the girl band



The girl band



You're no rock n' roll fun

Like a piece of art

That no one can touch



Your head's always up in the clouds

Writing your songs

Won't you ever come down?



All the boys in the band

Know how to get down

Fill our Christmas socks

With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars



When the evening ends

We won't be thinking of you then

Even if your song

Is playing on the jukebox



The jukebox



You wanna party with the lights on

Come on I like the dark

You always wanna hear the same old song

Come on play another song



Coz you're no rock n' roll fun

Like a party that's over

Before it's begun



You're no walk in the park

More like a shot in the dark

With clues left for no one



You're no rock n' roll fun

(repeat x4)