Gary's Got A Boner

(Hut..yeah..c'mon)



C'mon little kiddie, get your head on right

C'mon little kiddie, get your head on straight

You're gonna get her down

You're gonna finger to her

You're gonna suck me down

You're gonna see her out...



Forget about the lights, girl, and the cars

You never heard somebody so far

Grab ahold, gonna hold

You're gonna stick it to her

You're gonna stick it to her



Gary got a boner

Because Gary's got a boner

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner now



You locked that door, rolled up that window

Tied your sister up by the fender

I don't know if I will

You're gonna stick it to her

Yes, you're gonna stick it to her



Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a soft-on

But not for long, long, long, long...

Let it go

You know



Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner now...



(Gary's got it... he's got it...)