Customer

(Tape's rolling...okay)



(I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a...)

Customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer



Can I buy cigarettes?

I'll take sugarless

You sell Wondermint?

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer



Yeah, can I get change?

Where're the Twinkies?

What's on sale?

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I love you



Customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

(I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a...)

Customer

Whoa

Customer

Customer

Customer



(BACKWARDS: I don't give a fuck, that's it.)