Really Don't Know

I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem



Where is this thing that I call heaven?

What is it doing here on earth?

Who is this holding my umbrella?

Who is this looking up your skirt?



You always wear it with a sense of style

I like to wear it with a smirk

You make me wait for just a little while

I open up my mouth and yell



I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone

Why can't I call you on the phone?

I really don't know

I'm home, you're home, we're all alone

Why can't I call you on the phone?



You always wear it with a sense of style

I like to wear it with a skirt

I'll be ok in just a little while

And I open my big mouth and yell



Did you laugh? did you cry?

Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

I really don't know

Did you laugh? did you cry?

Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?



Take off, to the great white north

Take off, it's a beauty way to go

Take off, to the great white north

Take off, it's a beauty way to go

(bob & doug loon calls)



Where is this thing that I call heaven?

Did you laugh at that?



What is it doing here on earth?

Did you cry?

Who is this holding my umbrella?

Did you say my name with a sigh?

Who is this looking up your skirt?