Stalker

She calls me on the phone hoping that I'm home (and that I'm all alone)

But when I say, "Hello," I only hear dial tone

She thinks that I'm her own

Outside my window she krept

Watching my every step



Oh Oh Oh

She's following me

Oh Oh Oh she's out of her tree

Oh Oh Oh she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my stalker

Oh oh oh oh oh



Sometimes she says she's my mom

Looks like she doesn't belong

She's my own peeping tom

Flowers every day

The cops they tell her to stay 500 feet away

She's sleeping on my doorstep

She hasn' t hurt me yet



Oh Oh Oh

She's following me

Oh Oh Oh she's out of her tree

Oh Oh Oh she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my

I want to marry my

I want to marry my stalker



This morning she wasn't there

I hope that she still cares



I almost gave up hope

But today I awoke to a private note

She says she's going to jail for going through my mail

But she'll stay on my trail



Oh Oh Oh

She's following me

Oh Oh Oh she's out of her tree

Oh Oh Oh she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my stalker



Oh Oh Oh

She's following me

Oh Oh Oh she's out of her tree

Oh Oh Oh she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my

I want to marry my

I want to marry my stalker