The City With Two Faces

I tried once to be civil

But I just got put on hold

I'm sick of hearing complaints

The espresso is too cold

You act like you're a friend

But then you talk 'bout how we suck

Just save it for your dildo

That's the only thing you'll fuck



If I was smart I'd run fast

Out of this town

Sometimes I want to shout and scream

Fuck L.A.



Traded your Doc Martens

In exchange for cowboy boots

You're asking who's Keith Morris

Yeah you're punk rock

Where's your roots

You're a rocker you're a biker

You're punk rock now you skate

Last year it was Zeppelin

Now it's Bad Brains

You're a fake



If I was smart I'd run fast

Out of this town

Sometimes I want to shout and scream

Fuck L.A.



Now don't get me wrong.

You're probably thinking

we're just some trendy punk rock band

jumping on the band wagon.

Like, how many times have you heard me say fuck anyway?

Seven to be exact, we still have four more to go.

Now I know LA's got some beautiful people.

It's also got some great bands.

NOFX, Bad Religion....

Hell I owe my life to this city.

But I have had my motorcycle stolen here more times

than Nirvana has songs about heroin.

You can't really surf unless you want to get hepatitis

Wait a Second!



If I was smart I'd run fast

Out of this town

Sometimes I want to shout and scream

Fuck L.A.



Fuck L.A.

Fuck L.A.

Fuck L.A.

Fuck it