The Outdoor Type

Always had a roof above me, always paid the rent

No I've never set foot inside a tent

I couldn't build a fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type

I've never slept out underneath the stars

The closest that I came to that was one time my car

Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night

I lied about being the outdoor type

Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for

I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors

I lied about being the outdoor type

I've never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

What if somethings on TV and it's never shown again

It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights

I lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type