Outdoor Type

Always had a roof above me

Always paid the rent

But I never set foot inside a tent

I couldn't build fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type



I never slept out underneath the stars

The closest that I came to that

Was one time my car broke down for an hour

In the suburbs at night

I lied about being the outdoor type



Too scared to let you know

You knew what you were looking for

I lied until I fit the bill

God bless the great indoors



I lied about being the outdoor type

I've never owned a sleeping bag

Let alone a mountain bike



I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

What if something's on tv, and it's never shown again?

Just is well I'm not invited

I'm afraid of heights

I lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim

Can't grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type