Minimum Wage

Politically correct and mentally erect

I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best

But life ain't nothin' but a bowl a grits

And this United States proud crowd makes me sick



People tell me "Go make a name for yourself"

'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell

I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can

But I'll never understand



It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage...



I'll take a work strike over a tax hike

Any day of the year

And I don't care about anything

As long as those striking ain't bottling beer



Give me a gun let's go get the president

He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens

I've got a green man in my backyard

This time the goverment has gone too far



It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage...



It's guaran-teeded I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free, land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteened, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage

Minimum wage, minimum wage