Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town



Well, he's got him a house on the hill

He plays country records till you've had your fill

He's a fireman's friend, he's an all night DJ

But he sure does think different from the records he plays



He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town



Well, he don't like the young folks I know

He told me one night on his radio show

He's got him a medal he won in the war

It weighs five-hundred pounds and it sleeps on his floor



He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky if he's not in town



He's been like a father to me

He's the only DJ you can hear after three

I'm an all night musician in a rock and roll band

And why he don't like me, I can't understand



He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan

When summer rolls around

He'll be lucky, if he's not in town

He'll be lucky if he's not in town

This one's for you, Ralph