Dagenham Dave

Head in the clouds, and a mouthful of pie

Head in a blouse, everybody loves him

I see why



Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave



"I love Karen, I love Sharon" on the windowscreen

With never the need to fight or to question a single thing



Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave



He'd love to touch, he's afraid that he might self-combust

I could say more, but you get the general idea



Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave

Oh, Dagenham Dave