My Two Timin' Woman

I woke up this mornin' in a terrible mood

You talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude

She left me talkin' to myself just a gazin' at that mean old wall

She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall.



She changes with the weather like the leaves I recall

She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall

A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone

She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little under grown.



She said she'd never leave me but she got that urge to roam

She drifts around the country like a stream-boat on the foam

Never changes course just travels along that same old way

I hope she goes a-drift and rolls along back home some day.



Now, if I ever find her, gonna chain her to the floor

Then tell her: Now sit there woman 'cause you ain't leavin' no more

I'm gonna tame you woman till you're eatin' from my hand

It ain't that I don't love you, honey it's just to make you understand...