Shoehorn With Teeth
They Might Be Giants · Then: The Earlier Years [1997]
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
He asked a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn
the kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
Tour the world
in a heavy metal band
but they run out of gas
the plane may never land
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
What's the sense
in ever thinkin' 'bout the tomb
when you're much too busy
returnin' to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
He asked a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
He wants a shoehorn
the kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
Tour the world
in a heavy metal band
but they run out of gas
the plane may never land
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing
What's the sense
in ever thinkin' 'bout the tomb
when you're much too busy
returnin' to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'cause he knows there's no such thing