Counterfeit Faker

They Might Be Giants · Long Tall Weekend [1999]

Call out the undertaker

Call out the police

The counterfeit faker

Is coming after me

Yes I loved him like a brother

I loved him ambivalently



There's no way to measure

The damage he has done

Counterfeit faker

Carries a grudge



Nervous, I walk through windows

I walked through plate glass doors

Silent, his presence mocks me

And waves me on some more



Counterfeit faker

The damage has been done



Ah, do some damage, son



The damage has been done

The damage has been done

Counterfeit faker

Bring him on