Take Out the Trash

Girl! Why not take out the trash and once you get him out

Tell him not to come back again?

Girl! Put that cat in the bin after what he said

After everything he did



You had him figured out a while ago and

I know it's not exactly breaking news

But it's all been a little like a trial for you and

a bunch more talking won't make him true



Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash and once you get him out

Tell him not to come back again?

Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight. Get the go-getter good and gone



Why, when it's so plain that he's just making it up and

He's still got you coming back for more

Why you never, ever think of breakin' it up

Tell me, what bad deal's gonna close that door



Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash and once you get him out

Tell him not to come back again? Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight. Get the go-getter good and gone



I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now

I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now

I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now



Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again

Girl! Put that cat in the bin after what he said

After everything he did



Girl! Why not take out the trash?

Girl! Why not take out the trash?

Ah, come on, Girl! Why not take out the trash and once you get him out

Tell him not to come back again



Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight. Get the go-getter good and gone