The Cap'm

Do you think there's somebody out there

Someone else who's better than the one you've got?

Well there's not, there's not



When I talk you keep looking away from me

'Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot

But I'm not, I'm not



Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

You say it's such a joke

But I don't see you laughing



People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm

Unless you drive a boat

Well, I don't

I don't



Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

Go ahead and mess with me

You'll find out what will happ'm



Sit beside me at the helm

Yeah, this is what I call the helm

And this button here is the fast-forward button



Did you say what I think you just said

My hat looks good on me?

I agree, I agree



Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

You act like it's a joke

But I don't see you laughing



People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm

Unless you drive a boat

Well, I don't

I don't



I don't

I don't

I don't