Beautiful Morning Glory

(T. Texas Tyler)



Beautiful morning glory

Kissed and caressed by the dew

Beautiful morning glory

Good morning glory to you.



I've traveled all over the country

I seldom sleep in a bed

When my feet get tired of walking

I simply stand on my (head.)



Beautiful morning glory

Kissed and caressed by the dew

Beautiful morning glory

Good morning glory to you.



I stopped at a house for a handout

I didn't go there to beg

And I'd jumped the great big ol' bulldog

And took her bite out off my (leg.)



Beautiful morning glory

Kissed and caressed by the dew

Beautiful morning glory

Good morning glory to you.



--- Instrumental ---



I once had a bald headed girl friend

I knocked her wig off at a dance

And when I stooped over to get it

She kicked me right in my (pants.)



Beautiful morning glory

Kissed and caressed by the dew

Beautiful morning glory

Good morning glory to you.



Good morning glory to you...