The Voice Of Cheese

Cheese:

Hello, teenage America,

My name is Suzy Creemcheese,

I'm Suzy Creemcheese because

I've never worn fake eyelashes

in my whole life

And I never made it on surfing set

And I never made it on beatnik set

And I couldn't cut the groupie set either

And...Um

Actually I really fucked up in Europe.

( Hrrrrrrrrrr )

Now that i've done it all over and

Nobody else will accept me

I've come home to my Mothers