Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' TV

(Shel Silverstein)



If anyone met us they'd surely agree

We're proper as any two people can be

We're clean cut well mannered well dressed and polite

But oh if they'd see us at night.



When we're drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV

Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea

Just you and me and the devil makes three

Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.



So you bring the chemicals I bring the wine

I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine

Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs

Naturally performing unnatural acts.



Such as drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV

Eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea

Just you and me and the devil makes three

Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.



In the flickin' TV light we're goin' to hell

Makin' love with the sound off the PTL

Jim Baker can see what you're doin' to me

Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.



So stop drinkin' stop druggin' stop watchin' TV

Stop eatin' cold pizza and drinkin' ice tea

Stop lovin' your life degenerately

Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV.



Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' TV...