Your Credit Card Won't Get You Into Heaven
Bobby Bare · Drunk and Crazy [Columbia] [1980]
(Shel Silverstein)
Your credit card won't get you into heaven
Your Visa will not buy you silver wings
And when you're burning down in hell with no water in the well
Your Diner's Club won't buy you one cold drink.
You cannot charge salvation or redemption
Your Master Charge it won't help to save your skin
When you're standing in the gates and they slam 'em in your face
Your Playboy key, it will not get you in...
Your credit card won't get you into heaven
Your Visa will not buy you silver wings
And when you're burning down in hell with no water in the well
Your Diner's Club won't buy you one cold drink.
You cannot charge salvation or redemption
Your Master Charge it won't help to save your skin
When you're standing in the gates and they slam 'em in your face
Your Playboy key, it will not get you in...