Carry Bag Man

I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man

I love the Carrier Bag Man X2

Carrier bags strewn all around the room

Ah, the Carrier Bag Man-- I am him

Coz I am the Carrier Bag Man -- I am the carrier bag man



I've no time to sit comfortable down

But I still need armchairs round my home

To put carrier bags on



I am the Carrier Bag Man

Carry a bag man!



I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves

No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways

Please all you onlookers understand

So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man



I am Carrier Bag Man



[megaphone rant]



When in town I keep head down

Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round

Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around

There's few good places to hide bags behind



Coz I am Carrier Bag Man.

Carry a bag man!