I Got a Message for You

Treat me lean and wiry

Treat me hot and fiery

Tell me you desire me

Uh huh huh, I got a message for you



Treat me fat and blubbery

Treat me lean and rubbery

Let's go to the shrubbery

Uh huh huh, I got a message for you

I got a message for you



If I was a hairless spinster covered in festering boils

Would you still make love to me or would you recoil?



Dip me in the custard

Cover me with mustard

As long we are clustered

It's alright, I got a message for you

I got a message for you



Though I'm not a piece of veal or a piece of ham

Can't you get your teeth in me just the way I am?



Roll me in the greenery

Point me at the scenery

Exploit me in the deanery

It's alright, I got a message for you



Treat me soft and feathery

Treat me hard and leathery

Oh, what lovely weathery

Uh huh huh, I got a message for you

I got a message for you

I got a message for you