Kids Say the Darndest Things

kids say the darndest things

have you ever listened close to the games they play

or the little songs they sing

last night dressed up in high heeled shoes and wearing my old hat

my four year old said i wanna divorce

now where did she hear that



kids say the darndest things

have you ever listened close to the games they play

or the little songs they sing

last night as i watched tv one rushed through the door

mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone

don't you call me hear no more



kids say the darndest things

have you ever listened close to the games they play

or the little songs they sing

bet my daddy can whip your daddy

but daddy's never home

and i think mommy's worried 'bout him

'cos she cried all night long



kids say the darndest things

have you ever listened close to the things they play

or the little songs they sing

you never know what they learn in school

or what there thinking of

my first grader just said a four letter word

and it sure wasn't love



kids say the darndest things.....

kids say the darndest things.....

kids.........