Fuck Your Slow Songs

try to get this into your head:

guitars are dead

you are sad in all the wrong ways

please go away



fuck your slow songs

and while you're at it

fuck the fast ones too

stupid old timers

you're not doing anything new



your criticism has been noticed

and we plead guilty to a major part

but nothing is easier or more fun

than annoying young punks

so we slowed it down

and added strings and a steel guitar

we wrote song words

about how misunderstood we are



fuck your slow songs

and while you're at it

fuck the fast ones too

stupid old timers

you're not doing anything new