My Little Shitzu

Verse 1:

I bought a little dog from my local pet shop

He prances around with a little white mop

I don't think he's an animal I can afford

Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard



Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah (x2)



Verse 2:

He's pickin up dogs and he's givin them licks

He's always gettin me a lot of chicks

I don't think he's an animal I can afford

Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard



Chorus:

My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine

My dog, is swell, he's all mine

My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine

My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine



Verse 3:

The wee little puppy never passes on a meal

One time I ran him over on my car's rear wheel

I don't think he's an animal I can afford

Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard



Chorus:

My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine

My dog, is swell, he's all mine

My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine

My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine



Bridge:

If he doesn't get his act together

I'll be in really deep shit

If I can't pay for kibble

I'll have to morgage my house a bit



Chorus:

My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine

My dog, is swell, he's all mine

My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine

My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine



My dog, is well, he's doin mighty fine

My dog, is swell, he's all mine

My dog, is good, he's swingin through the vine

My dog, really should, stop pretending he's a porcupine