Wasting My Minutes

I talk to my baby on the telephone, long distance

I never would've guessed I could miss someone so bad, yeah

I really only met her about a week ago

But, it doesn't seem to matter to my heart, I know

That I love her

I'm hoping that I never recover

'Cause she's good

(Lalalalala)

She's so cool, she's so hot

But a scholar, she's not, word

She pretty pretty but she dumb as a rock

But honestly, you see she's all that I got, and what not

She very genuine and very feminine

But when we on the phone I think her brain is sleepin' in

I try and tell her friends but they as dumb as her

Birds of a feather, I guess, but see that makes it worse

I hit her up and say whaddup, she say "the sky"

I say what's good she say "McDonald's apple pie"

I try to justify it, she ain't get the lingo

But then I peep, no, she ain't asleep I date a bimbo



Why oh why

Why must she be so damn fly?

Then turn around and be so dumb

Where the fuck this broad come from?

See I don't understand

How it happened man

How did this occur the whole relationship is blur

I either need to quit'smokin' my weed

Or make sure at least she got a GED

(Only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)

She's so fine, see we talk all the time

But sometimes, I think she's missin' her mind

(We only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)

See, she's a dime, and she's faithfully mine

But somethin' wrong with her head cause she ain't the

sharpest tool in the shed

(We only met about a week ago, but a little bit busy on the telephone)

She's so fine, see we talk all the time

You know I called her

And I was just like, "damn!"

Like she sounded dumb as hell

Like she ain't got no fuckin' brain, you know what I mean?

And I'm just like, you're wasting my minutes and shit