Asshole

You woke up an asshole

I couldn't believe my eyes

I really hate my bad eye

And I thought you knew



You woke up my girlfriend

I can't believe my luck

I can't believe my bad luck

And I should've known



You told your friends about me

I'm not as smart as you

And all your stupid questions

I don't laugh at you



And I hope things work out well for you

And I am not comin' back

And you knew all along

And you stole my best line

And you're right

You know I'd go to fucking hell for you



There I go believin' you again

There I go believin' you again