The Fool Who Ripped His Pants

"i thought that i had everybody on my side,

but then i went and blew it all sky high.

now, she wont even spare a passing glance,

all just because i ripped my pants...."



When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,

Spongebob Turned into a clown.

And no girl Ever wants to dance

wth a fool who went and ripped his pants.



I know i shouldnt mope around, I shouldnt curse,

But the pain feels so much worse...

Cause ending up with no one is a lot less fun,

than a burn from the sun,

Or sand in your buns......



Now i Learned a Lesson i wont soon forget

so listen and you wont regret,

Be true to yourself,

Dont miss your chance,

And you wont end up like the fool who ripped his pants..