I'm Going Slightly Mad-Elton John & Ronan Keating

I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing



I'm coming down with a fever (oooohh)

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over (ooooh, oooh, oooh)

I think I'm a banana tree (oooh, ooh)

Oh dear



I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened, uh, huh

It finally happened, I'm slightly mad

Oh dear



Ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Ooh-ooh, ah-ah



I'm knitting with only one needle

Unravelling fast its true

I'm driving only three wheels these days

But my dear how about you



I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened

It finally happened, oh, yes

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Just very slightly mad

And there you have it



Oh, yeah

Thank you very much, Ronan Keating.