Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock,

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on a Plymouth Rock



If today

Any shock they should try to stem

Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Playmouth Rock would land on them



In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now, God Knows

Anything goes



Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose,

Anything goes



Anything you can be,

I can be greater

Sooner or later,

I'm greater than you



No, you're not. Yes, I am

No, you're not. Yes, I am

No, you're NOT. Yes, I am

Yes, I am



The World has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today



When most guys today

That women prize today are just sily gigolos

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note longer than you



No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

Yes, I ...



Yes, I can !!!