It's 10 am, I'm Drunk

Officer why the third degree?

Told ya, I've been drunk since a quarter 'til three

On rum and coke and some pink Chablis

I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that I be

I'm drunk when I wake and then I'm drunk when I dine

I'm drunk when I hit the unemployment line

Lost my job when I asked my boss to pay me in wine

So depressed when I'm sober

When I'm drunk it's cloud nine

Oprah's not even on yet, and I can barely stand

I drink booze that's been bottled, I drink booze from a can

And I puke in my shoes and in my baby grand

I got hooch shootin' out of my mammary glands!

It's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk as a skunk

Eggs, bacon and booze

That's why I've got so much spunk

Ain't no sobriety test th I haven't flunked

I've tried bein' sober, let me tell you, that stunk

And now it's not even noon and I'm drunk!

I tried bein' sober that really stunk

Now it's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk