Make 'Em Laugh

Though the world is full of such wonderful things

We should all be as happy as...

But are we?

No

Definitely No

Positively No

Decidedly No

Uh ha



Short People Have Long Faces

And Long People have short faces

Big People have little Humour

and little people have no humour at all



And in the worlds of that immortal god

Samuel J Snograss

As he was about to be lead to the guillotine



Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?



My dad said "Be an actor, my son, but be a comical one."

They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines

Now, you can study Shakspeare and be quite elite

And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat

Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet



Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh



Make em

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?



My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hope"

Make 'em roar

Make 'em scream

Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam



You start a fight pretending your a dancer with grace

Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place

Then you get a great big custard pie in the face



Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh



Make em

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?



Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh



Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh