Don Gato

Verse 1:



oh senor don gato was a cat

on a high red roof don gato sat

he went there to read a letter (meow meow meow)

where the reading light was better (meow meow meow)

twas a love note for don gato



Verse 2:



i adore you wrote the lady cat

who was fluffy white and nice and fat

there was not a sweeter kitty (meow meow meow)

in the country or the city (meow meow meow)

and she said she'd wed don gato



Verse 3:



oh don gato jumped so happily

he fell off the roof and broke his knee

broke his ribs and all his whiskers (meow meow meow)

and his little solar plexus (meow meow meow)

ay caramba! cried don gato



Verse 4:



then the doctors all came on the run

just to see if something could be done

and they held a consultation (meow meow meow)

about how to save their patient (meow meow meow)

how to save senor don gato



Verse 5:



but in spite of everything they tried

por senor don gato up and died

no it wasnt very merry (meow meow meow)

going to the cemetary (meow meow meow)

for the ending of don gato



Verse 6:



when the funeral passed the market square

such a smell of fish was in the air

though his burial was slated (meow meow meow)

he became reanimated (meow meow meow)

he came back to life don gato!

olay!