I'm Odd (Previously Undiscovered Cheshire Cat Song

My head begins to jingle

Most ev'ry time I nod

obviously, quite obviously i'm odd



Each Christmas i go fishing

to catch a christmas cod

cause obviously, quite obviously, i'm odd



When i was just a kitten,

they'd said i'd be a gem

But now that i'm a cheshire cat

It's odd how odd i am



I own a feather pillow

but i slumber on the sod

cause obviously, quite obviously I'm odd



When i was just a kitten,

they'd said i'd be a gem

But now that i'm a cheshire cat

It's odd how odd i am



Most cat's have handsome whiskers

But me, i've got a beard

cause obviously, quite obviously I'm wierd