Cheesecake Truck

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,

cuz I figured at the end of the day,

I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home.

And I love cheesecake.



So I went to the cheesecake company

and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes,

and they said 'You're hired!'



So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes

and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake

so I pulled over and opened the truck

and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later,

and I took one for my friend Farmboy,

and I took one to bring home,

and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes

so I took another one.



Then I figured I might as well stop at my house

to drop off all the cheesecakes,

so I take five cakes to eat on the way,

and I drive another block and a half to my house.



Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes,

and a cheesecake for dessert.

I should point out, by the way,

that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.



Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do

would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes

and hide the truck somewhere

and leave town.



And I miss everybody a lot

but I'm not really sorry

because they were very delicious cheesecakes.