Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope

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"any time anywhere and from any phone"

"mistakes were made but there from now on"



Hi boys and girls!

This is your old friend Sonic Youth

And you know what?

We just got back from the North Pole

And you know what we were doing up there don't you

That's right, we saw him alright

And all his little dwarves

Boy, did we get off on them

And we learned some wonderful things about him

And we'd like to sing you all a little song

So why dontcha, you know, move on up

And come up close, and we'll sing to you

Come on, closer! Closer! Come on! I won't bite!

Come on! Right down by my shoes

Come on, move closer, that's it.. great

Okay, huddle all around, and we'll sing you a song

Alright, you too Johnny! Come on! Closer!



All year long he's busy making toys

For all the little girls and little boys

He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack

On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack

Cuz Santa doesn't cop out on dope!

Has he ever even tried it? Well ya know

The answer's no!

So little kiddies, here's my point

Just leave him cookies, and save your joint

Cuz Santa Claus turns on it his own way

Watching you and I turn on.. on Christmas day

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas David Geffen



Merry Christmas everybody!