Oscar Don't Allow

Oscar: I'll give you a song

That I think is tops:

If you keep up this racket,

I'm calling the cops!



(music starts)

David: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here



All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here



Big Bird: Oh yeah

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here



All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna strum our banjos anyhow

Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here



Ernie: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here



All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna play our piano anyhow

Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here



Gordon: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here



All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna do some drumming anyhow

Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here



David: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here



All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow

Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow

Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here!



(spoken)

Oscar: Very funny, very funny (door slams)