She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

She came in through the bathroom window

protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders

By the banks of her own lagoon



Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me



She said she's always been a dancer

She worked at fifteen clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well I knew what I could not say



And so I quit the Police Department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal, but she could not rob



Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me