Honk If You Honky Tonk

Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck

There ain't another like it 'cause I had it made up

I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away

Lay on their horn when they read this phrase



Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't

But, if you do don't you love to

Honk, if you honky tonk



Me and Friday night go hand in hand

Ice cold beer and a swingin' band

A girl on my arm that won't let go

She caught my little sign about a mile ago



Honk, if you honky tonk, don't, if you don't

But, if you do don't you love to

Honk, if you honky tonk



Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town

Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now

I rolled down my window, he said with a grin

"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in"



Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't

But, if you do don't you love to

Honk, if you honky tonk



Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't

But, if you do don't you love to

Honk, if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk



I hear ya honkin', yeah

I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk