6. The Bowler's Botha, The Batsman's Gooch

Gooch, you're scum, it's as simple as that

Defending white oppression, battling for Apartheid

Blinded by the Krugerands

Ignoring all the shanty towns

The fascist, racist governments

The beatings, the internments

And Botha bowls a full toss and Gooch hits a boundary



Still padding up and batting for the biggest white lie