Jesus In Vegas

Call me on my cellular



And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium



They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you



Don't even worry about it, man



You'll love this joint



We'll stop off, we'll buy some booze, and, uh



You'll bring it in and it's just incredible



The girls will be all over you



I am the Lord of the very last dance



I've got Tommy on the leg of my pants



I've got the audience in the palm of my hands



My good friend Sinatra on my right



Andrew Lloyd Webber is doing the lights



It's twice a night for twenty five nights



One more little line, then everyone back to mine



(Back to mine)



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



I've got Basie conductin' the band



I got a penthouse suite at the sands



And my feet never touch the ground



Are there any Branch Davidians in the house?



Here's Jim Jones as a pantomime horse



That showbiz gets right up your nose



One more little line, then everyone back to mine



(Back to mine)



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots



Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business



(Vegas, taking care of business)



Jesus in Vegas



(Jesus in Vegas)



I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots