A Lot Of Wind

Desperate for entertainment

So I turn the tv on

There's people jumping up and down

Then they have the panel on

And they talk a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind



Then they have the weatherman on

He used to teach all our friends

He talked a lot of wind

He talks a lot about wind



Then they have carl lewis on

Hes got a ponytail and he's a vegan

He talks a lot of wind

He talks a lot about wind



I turn the tragic lantern on

Its a program good morning*

Its a lot of wind

They talk a lot about wind



Im real sick and in distress

I got octagonals in my eyelids

From watching all that wind

I get horrible horrible horrible dreams

So I ring the tv line and get a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind



You see them selling carpets

You see them in the shops

You see them on the kids programs

And they talk a lot of wind



Oh the boredom in my bones

From belching a lot of wind

They talk a lot about wind

They talk a lot about wind



I gotta forget about the wind

Has a lot of nerve

To talk a lot about wind



There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man

Hes got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)

They talk a lot about wind