Married, 2 Kids

In 1978

Was in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate

Now in 1992

Staying in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate



Abject



I'm too busy to think

Too busy to work

Just can't cut it



Married, 2 kids

Married, 2 kids



I pretend to go to work

I pretend to go to work

Got a porta-fax

Aftershave like mustard

Two pints of lager do me in

And The Spirit of Man

Is a pub I go in

I'm married, 2 kids

Have a peculiar goatish smell

Am a long-winded article

I get livid

Married, 2 kids

Married, 2 kids