Pittsville Direkt

No current is waned

Where it wants to go

Some are only happy

In the throes of bitter arguments



Ready and packed

To ride there by train ride

By plane ride

By walking or from the insides



I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt

I don't wanna go, Pittsville Direkt

No, no, no, Pittsville Direkt

Yes, yes, yes, Pittsville Direkt



Stood off the train platform

And crushed cig' in cup

FDA regulation states, boarded at gates

Plane rides



I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt

I don't wanna trip to Pittsville Direkt

No love lost in Pittsville Direkt



And meanwhile

From New York to Skegness

They don't ask your telephone silk



I don't wanna go, Pittsville Direckt

No, no, no, no, Pittsville Direkt

Please don't, please, Pittsville Direkt

Many a jest in Pittsville Direkt



By planeride

By trainride

What are they doing to Bournemouth City Park West?

Why have they got those masks on?



I wanna exit, Pittsville Direkt

I'm correct about Pittsville Direkt

The citizens of Pittsville Direkt

Will be out scaring ghosts

(Around midnight)



Ride out to where the planets roam

Drive carefully, mother-to-be, on board

Boarding now from Pittsville Direkt