Adaptable (Anything For You)

If you were Lucy, I'd be your Ricky

When you were juicy, I'd get real sticky

And when you're magic, it makes me tricky, too



Yeah, I'm a Sony, you're Panasonic

I'm heavy metal, you're philharmonic

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down

A notch or two for you



'Cause I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

I'm so adaptable to you

Was untrappable 'til you



I will do for you, anything for you

Adaptable to you, adaptable to you



If you do that fold out, I'll scream and holler

But when you hold out I'll spend three dollars

One way or other, babe, I'll spend the night with you

That's true



Now, you ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda

But if you were drownin' in golden ponda

Mouth to mouth, I'd resuscitate with you



Because I'm so adaptable to you

Anything you want me to

I'm so adaptable to you

Was untrappable 'til you



I will do for you, anything for you

Adaptable to you, adaptable to you

Adaptable to you



So plug me into you, say you're Vampira

And needed plasma

And I was dying from chronic asthma

I 'd leave my death bed to draw some blood for you

Just for you



Because I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

And I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

Yes, I'm so adaptable to you



Leave a craps table for you

On a winning streak, I will do for you

Anything for you, adaptable to you

Adaptable to you